Amusing anecdote time! See, I've got all these bottles of booze that I've inherited from various people: Smirnoff Ice, Kahlua, vodka citron, cognac, and sake, and all but the SmIce are mostly empty but for maybe an inch or less of alcohol at the bottom. This morning my roommates spot the Kahlua and ...

Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting....